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Mildred Unhappy

Controversial wrestler Mildred, who identifies as a cat and competes dressed as one, has accused wrestling management of discrimination after repeatedly being denied microphone time.

Despite his best efforts to address the crowd, Mildred claims he has been deliberately silenced and treated unfairly.

Although he is scheduled for a championship title match next week, the feline fighter insists the opportunity is “too little, too late.”

Mildred believes a title shot cannot compensate for being denied his fundamental right to meow his grievances publicly.

Management has yet to respond, but Mildred reportedly isn't feline too pleased.