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Academius@academius · 21 Oct 2026 · 03:41
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Those of us responsible adults have always said video games are mind-addling time wasters. Now look what has happened. Is this how our world ends, not with a scream but with a collection of pixels?
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Dick Johnson21 Oct · 20:06

The days of Tetris and Pong were a far simpler time!

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Mildred22 Oct · 09:00

Ok boomer

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Rambro@rambro · 11 Oct 2026 · 22:41
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Dolly may be happy to let Glitter get their hands on her briefcase, but that crown was paid for in blood.

And if reclaiming it means spilling yours, Reaver, then so fucking be it.
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Deadeye@deadeye · 9 Oct 2026 · 04:57
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Knock-Knock, Who's there? Armed and Dangerous, that's who.
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Warlord Mars11 Oct · 00:22

BE CAREFUL MOLVANIA IS A CASTLE DOCTRINE COUNTRY

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Deadeye12 Oct · 22:39

And I will always stand my ground.

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Siniestro20 Oct · 23:25

No one asked you, Mars.

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Dick Johnson@dick-johnson · 4 Oct 2026 · 07:48
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@cadillaccallejero As Ms. Fannybottom tells me they say on the streets, “My bad”. Truce?
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Cadillac Callejero6 Oct · 07:15

Is that what your CLIT is telling you to do? My juevos tell me to stay away.

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Dick Johnson8 Oct · 23:22

I’m operating independently on this one. Dick & C.L.I.T. aren’t always together!

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Warlord Mars@warlord-mars · 4 Oct 2026 · 07:43
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@pixelshift WHEN I CLIMB THAT LADDER AND YOU’RE 2 RUNGS BEHIND ME I’M GONNA FART IN YOUR MOUTH LOL
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Deadeye9 Oct · 04:46

And the first three rows will pass out from Oxygen Deprivation.

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Santiago Del Toro@santiago-del-toro · 2 Oct 2026 · 03:27
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The crown found its bearer.

The championship kept its own.

And the dead kept walking.
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Warlord Mars4 Oct · 07:40

I BET YOU HANG OUT WITH DEAD PEOPLE BECAUSE THE LIVING THINK YOU’RE SUCH A DRAG

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Deadeye9 Oct · 04:46

Nah, the dead hate him too.

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Dick Johnson@dick-johnson · 2 Oct 2026 · 00:21
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I think I left my decoy cyanide pills in The Temple again. If you find a packet of Polo mints, do not open them!
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Deadeye9 Oct · 04:47

So, these weren't mints?

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Dick Johnson11 Oct · 00:21

Dear boy, go to the ER!

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Rambro@rambro · 30 Sep 2026 · 16:12
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I fought for it. Bled for it.

Now I wear it.

The Survivor King? The Last King?

At the coronation, the title is theirs to choose.

The crown is already mine.

Hail to the King 👑
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Marvolo@marvolo · 27 Sep 2026 · 22:51
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Next Turbo, King Rambro coronated in a ceremony befiting a King. The Family may have ruined this at Ring King but they'll be banned from ringside. If they interrupt, Padre gets stripped of his title.
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Warlord Mars@warlord-mars · 27 Sep 2026 · 08:17
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FUCK
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Rambro27 Sep · 18:55

Take a knee and hail the Survivor King, bitch

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Warlord Mars27 Sep · 19:28

WHATEVER I DON’T EVEN CARE ACTION MAN

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Deadeye29 Sep · 00:29

Will your action figure come with the KungFu Grip? I need to get one for my nephew for Christmas and need to beat the rush.

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Warlord Mars@warlord-mars · 26 Sep 2026 · 22:22
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THE TIME IS NIGH. THEY BETTER HAVE BROUGHT THE CROWN STRETCHER. MY BRAIN IS SO BIG THAT IT’LL MAKE THAT SHIT LOOK LIKE A DIAMOND ENCRUSTED COCK RING. BEND THE KNEE, CUNTS! #KINGMARS #WORSHIPME
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Dick Johnson@dick-johnson · 23 Sep 2026 · 00:36
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@pixelshift I just tapped an App store ad to get 100,000 Pixelbux in the game. I don’t have it yet… How long should it take?
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Deadeye24 Sep · 03:36

I don't think there are enough antibiotics in the world to cure what you just gave your poor phone.

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Dick Johnson24 Sep · 07:17

I’d better hand it over to G-Spot. C.L.I.T. Aren’t going to be happy…

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