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DICK JOHNSON

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THE BASICS

●NICKNAMEAgent 69
↕HEIGHT5 feet 6 inches
◆WEIGHT160 pounds
●HOMETOWNMolvanîa with Love
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WHO IS DICK JOHNSON?

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GIMMICK / PERSONA

Globe-trotting, womanising, secret-agent extraordinaire. Dick holds a dual Licence to Kill & Licence to Thrill, under the employ of the Covert Logistics & Intelligence Taskforce.

He’s in his twilight years as an active field agent, but his cunning and charm more than make up for his age.

This suave, silver fox is proof that they don’t make ‘em like they used to, and he’s looking to retire on one last, daring, sexy assignment - aided, as always, by his assistant, Ms. Fannybottom.
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ORIGIN STORY

An International Man of Mystery, Dick is almost always deep undercover. He could tell you his backstory… But he’d have to kill you!
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CATCHPHRASE

““Johnson. Dick Johnson.”; Cheesy one-liners and quips befitting a Bond movie”
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IN THE RING

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WRESTLING STYLE

Lethal practitioner of the ancient martial-art of bullshido. Naturally has to tone down his proficiency, as not to maim or kill his opponent.

Hand-in-hand with his hand-to-hand skills, is his penchant for fighting dirty - bites, hair pulls, rope burns etc..

Hey, he is getting on a bit…

Think Ric Flair or Eddie Guerrero antics.

Arm drag
Back rake
Bite
Finger stretching
Hair pull
Judo chop
Rope burn
Russian leg sweep
Shin kick
Toe stomp
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SIGNATURE MOVES

  • GoldenEyes - Double eye poke
  • Octopussy - Octopus stretch
  • Thunderballs - Low blow
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FINISHING MOVE

  • Man With the Golden Thumb - Samoan spike
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TAUNTS / GESTURES

  • Finger pistol
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ENTRANCE

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ENTRANCE SONG

"069 IN THE RING"
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RING ENTRANCE

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