OLD SCHOOL WRESTLING PRESENTS

SLAM #408

SEPTEMBER 4, 2026
› SOMEWHERE ELSE

Blood Is Blood

FEATURING // Edward Newton · Luke Storm

[Wrr.]

[Click.]

[Static covers the screen as a Play ► symbol appears in the bottom right-hand corner.]

[Cold Open.]

[Instead, we find ourselves inside the quiet bedroom of Luke Storm's home. There are no flashing lights, no roaring fans and no remnants of the chaos that has defined OSW's return. Luke sits on the edge of his bed, leaning forward with his hands clasped between his knees. Above him hangs a framed photograph that somehow demands attention despite the seriousness of the moment: Luke, fully masked, riding triumphantly atop a whale as it breaches through the ocean.]

[Luke glances towards the camera, his expression tired and contemplative.]

Luke Storm: "I've had a lot of time to think over the last three months."

[He rubs his hands together, searching for the right words.]

Luke Storm: "My brother turned on me at Ring of Dreams. I've spent every day since racking my brains trying to understand why. What happened to Eddie? What was he thinking? What did I miss?"

[Luke gives a bitter shake of the head.]

Luke Storm: "But considering our history, maybe that's pathetic. Maybe after everything we've done to each other over the years, I should know better than to sit here wondering why Edward Newton would put a knife in my back."

[A sudden knock at the bedroom door interrupts him. It opens slightly and Scarlett pokes her head inside.]

Scarlett: "Dad? I'm heading out."

[Luke's entire demeanour softens immediately.]

Luke Storm: "Okay, sweetie. Be careful, alright? Keep your phone on you, and let me know when you're on your way home."

Scarlett: "I will."

Luke Storm: "Love you."

Scarlett: "Love you too."

[Scarlett disappears from the doorway, pulling it closed behind her. Luke watches after her for a moment before turning back towards the camera. Whatever anger he feels about his brother is tempered by the simple fact that his daughter is home.]

Luke Storm: "That's what matters."

[He nods towards the door.]

Luke Storm: "Whatever Eddie did or didn't do at Ring of Dreams, Scarlett came home. Dr. Cube released her. My daughter is safe, and right now, that's more important to me than anything else."

[Luke pauses, but his eyes harden at the mention of Cube.]

Luke Storm: "Don't misunderstand me, Cube. I haven't forgotten what you did. You took my daughter. You used her as a piece in whatever sick game you've been playing with my brother, and there will be a time and a place where you and I settle that."

[His jaw tightens.]

Luke Storm: "But it isn't Ring King."

[Luke slowly rises from the bed.]

Luke Storm: "Because at Ring King, I've got family business."

[He looks directly into the camera.]

Luke Storm: "Eddie, you and I have spent our lives fighting, forgiving, falling apart and somehow finding our way back to being brothers again. I've known Edward Newton longer than anyone alive, and if there's one thing I've learned, it's that asking you a simple question has never guaranteed me a simple answer."

[A faint, humourless smile crosses his face.]

Luke Storm: "So I'm not asking."

[Luke steps closer.]

Luke Storm: "At Ring King, we're gonna settle this the Newton way."

[His expression turns deadly serious.]

Luke Storm: "And by the time we're finished, brother, you are going to give me the answers I deserve."

[Luke holds the stare for a long moment.]

[The screen cuts abruptly to black.]

[CUT.]

Edward Newton
Luke Storm
SEGMENT 01 // 2026
MATCH 01 TRIPLE THREAT
Rambro
Rambro
Siniestro
Siniestro
Academius
Academius
VS
VS
› MATCH REPORT

RING THE BELL

RING KING ROUND OF 8

Signal: We have a cracking Ring King Quarter Final matchup here for you folks and a very interesting one at that. While Academius defeated Silas to advance, the qualifying matchup between Rambro and Santiago Siniestro was stopped thanks to a mysterious masked man and a steel chair.

Black Scar: Really that should just mean Academius auto advances to the semi finals but I guess the numbah one thinks differently.

Signal: In all matter of fairness, Marvolo has decreed that both Rambro and Santiago Siniestro advance here as they get another chance to get to Ring King itself and another shot at the crown.

[The bell sounds as just like last week, Santiago Siniestro rushes forward at Rambro with a Spinning Heel Kick, this time it catches the Human Ambush right on the jaw as he staggers back before rebounding]

[AMBUSH! Brutal High Knee catches Santiago right on the chin, Siniestro crashing to the mat as Rambro goes to follow up but is stopped by a soft chuckling in the corner. ]

[As Rambro looks over and notices Academius just sitting back watching.]

Signal: Ooh bad move by the Professor here, he might be about to get a battlefield education here.

[Academius gulps before trying to head to the outside, Rambro stops him with a hard forearm to the back of the head before gripping him around the back ]

[DEAD...NO! Academius flips out of the Back Suplex, rushing to the ropes before leaping off. PUNCTUATION MARK! Dragon Twist Cutter drives Rambro to the mat, Academius turning around]

[SPINNING HEEL KICK TO THE JAW! Santiago nails Academius right on the jaw, the Professor staggering to the outside. Santiago turns to Rambro, trying to pull him up onto his feet.]

[TRIPWIRE! Rambro drops Santiago to the mat out of nowhere, before dropping down himself, and wrapping Santiago into a rear choke out of nowhere.]

Black Scar: Foxhole Choke locked in tight, Santiago in the middle of the ring as he looks just about to tap out. ACADEMIUS FOR THE SAVE!

[The Professor leaps up to the top, diving off. CLASS DISMISSED....BUT RAMBRO ROLLS AWAY AS THE KNEE HITS CANVAS!]

[Academius lands hard, trying to crawl over and break the hold but before he can, Santiago taps out, RAMBRO WINS]

Signal:And Rambro with that emphatic tap out moves onto the Ring King Semi Finals.

› BACKSTAGE

Extradition: LA

FEATURING // Cadillac Callejero · Dick Johnson

[EXT. EAST LOS ANGELES - NIGHT]

[Agent Dick Johnson waltzes onto the scene dressed in what could only be described as a stereotypical Cholo outfit. Baggy jeans, a shirt buttoned only at the top, a bandana, and a too large gold chain clinking as he walks.]

[Dick puts a finger to his ear as he struts down the street, smirking.]

Dick Johnson: "Dick to Fannybottom, Dick to Fannybottom, come in, homes."

Ms. Fannybottom: "Dick, you don't need to speak like that-"

[Ms. Fannybottom is quickly silenced as Dick shakes his head.]

Dick Johnson: "Nonsense, Fannybottom! Blending in is the only way to get close to a man like Cadillac. He's smart, perhaps even smarter than we give him credit for..."

[As Dick rattles onto his assistant, it becomes abundantly clear that his conversation is much louder than he believes. A group of men slowly begin to surround Dick who obliviously chatters away.]

Dick Johnson: "This might take a portion of my cunning. Perhaps even... All of my cunning linguistics to get through this mission."

[Tap tap.]

[Dick stops what he's doing, glancing behind himself to find nonother than Cadillac Callejero... As well as a whole slew of men who stand behind him.]

Cadillac Callejero: "Can we help you, vato?"

[Dick pauses, finger still to his ear.]

Dick Johnson: "I may need to call you back, Fannybottom."

[Cadillac looks to his men, wordlessly gesturing towards Dick.]

[The scene abruptly cuts to black as the sound of screams and fighting can be heard. When the scene fades back in we find Agent Johnson laid out in a pile of trash in a nearby alley. He weakly brings his finger to his ear again.]

Dick Johnson: "Fannybottom? Please requisite me some new clothing... And a fuzzy naval. This mission is just getting started."

[A sigh can be heard over the line, the scene fading to black once again.]

[Cut.]

Cadillac Callejero
Dick Johnson
SEGMENT 02 // 2026
› SOMEWHERE ELSE

Sharing is Caring

FEATURING // Glitter · Silas

[INT. PALACE OF PLEASURE]

[Neon lights and pulsing EDM music set the ambience of the club. Beyond where their toys enjoy the desires of the flesh. Beyond the dance floors and free bars, deep within the belly of the club sits an exclusive lounge.]

[Glitter relaxes on a leather daybed, being fed grapes by one of his toys as Silas approaches. Silas looks about the scene, disapprovingly.]

Silas: “We need to talk.”

[Glitter looks up and pouts, sighing heavily at the inconvenience. But they wave their toys away and pat the seat next to them for Silas to sit down on.]

[Silas remains standing.]

Silas: “You blindsided me. I thought we had an agreement? You couldn’t even uphold your end of the deal for one week?”

[Glitter smirks.]

Glitter: “You had an agreement. I tend to be a bit more… free and loose with my promises.”

[Silas sighs heavily.]

Silas: “What exactly does that mean? How can I trust anything you say? We’re supposed to be…”

Glitter: “Family. I know. But since when does being family mean staying out of each others’ way?”

[Glitter pulls Silas down onto the daybed, having had enough of Silas standing awkwardly. They run their hand across Silas’s shoulder.]

Glitter: “You and I, we could have something special. If you’d just let yourself… enjoy a little bit of life. Loosen up. I’ve got some friends around here that can do all sorts of things that would blow your mind.”

[Glitter moves to summon a selection of their toys, but Silas stops them.]

Silas: “You know how I feel about your… friends.”

[Glitter feigns being hurt, but breaks out into giggles.]

Glitter: “If ever there was somebody that just needed to get a bit of…”

Silas: “I know what you’re doing. All of this, the deflection. The act. Inserting your nose in where it isn’t needed.”

[Silas stands again.]

Silas: “I’m not sharing with you. I’m taking the Ultraviolent Championship off Del Toro, and I’d prefer you to not be in my way.”

[Glitter stands, running their fingers along Silas’s cheek.]

Glitter: “Sharing is caring, Sy. There’s plenty of love to go around. We need each other. You rub my balls and I rub yours.”

Silas: “You know, I’m pretty sure that’s not how that saying goes.”

Glitter: “We have an advantage over everybody else in this orgy. Because as long as one of us walks away with the belt, that’s a success. We just need to make sure that happens.”

[Glitter’s finger stops, resting on Silas’s bottom lip.]

Glitter: “Whatt’tya say, Sy? We are better together.”

[Silas steps back, shuddering from Glitter’s touch.]

Silas: “Fine. Show me how much I can trust you.”

[Cut.]

Glitter
Silas
SEGMENT 03 // 2026
MATCH 02 SINGLES
Dr. E. Vinell
Dr. E. Vinell
VS
Warlord Mars
Warlord Mars
› MATCH REPORT

RING THE BELL

RING KING ROUND OF 8

Signal: A big time Ring King Quarter Final matchup here as the Dark Doctor faces off against the Bringer of War

Black Scar: Mars may have beaten up a Family member last week but he won't do so again, Vinell about to show Mars how a true professional does things.

Signal: It took nearly all of the Family to put down Mars last week and as everyone knows, a pissed off Mars is a truly dangerous one. Vinell may well have a mountain to climb tonight.

[The bell sounds as Mars rushes forward, nearly taking Vinells head off with a mammoth Lariat that turns the Doctor inside out. Vinell slowly stumbles to his feet into a flurry of lefts and rights before he's lifted up. ]

[SIDEWALK SLAM! Vinell is nearly driven through the canvas from the sheer force but Mars isn't done, lifting him up into the air with one mammoth hand before throwing him hard into the Corner. ]

[Mars pounds his chest before rushing forward with a primal roar. VINELL MOVES AS MARS COLLIDES INTO THE CORNER CHEST FIRST! ]

[Mars stumbles out, DROP TOE HOLD! Vinell manages to drop Mars throat first onto the middle rope. Warlord collapsing into the corner as Vinell looms.]

[STERILIZ....NO! Vinell tries to boot scrape Mars but Warlord catches the foot almost immediately, snarling as he slowly rises to his feet, Vinell trying to fight out.]

[ONLY TO RECIVE A HUGE ASS MOTHER FUCKING LARIATTOO!]

Signal: Vinell can't get an inch of offense here, all his usual tactics mean nothing to the behemoth that is Warlord Mars.

[Mars scowls, pulling Vinell up before delivering a rib shattering punch to the abdomen.]

Warlord Mars: TIME TO TAKE YOUR MEDICINE YOU FUCKING QUACK!

[Mars lifts Vinell high up into the air for a Powerbomb. OCCULAR ASSAULT! Vinell throws a vile, black substance into Mars face, blinding him.]

[POWERBOMB! Mars still manages to hit the Powerbomb as in his blind rage, he stumbles towards the corner and begins to climb.]

Black Scar: Is this idiot still going to attempt it blinded?

Warlord Mars finish:

[WAR CRIME! Mars dives off with that huge Moonsault, Vinell trying to roll out of the way but he's not fast enough as Mars lands hard down onto his back. Mars rolls Vinell over, dropping down in a lateral press as the ruleador slides in to count]

[ONE]

[....]

[TWO]

[.....]

[.....]

[THREE]

Signal: And there you have it folks, Warlord Mars beats yet another of the Family in Dr Vinell to pick up the victory and advance to the Ring King Semi Finals

› BACKSTAGE

Amends

FEATURING // Dr. Cube · Warlord Mars

[Backstage.]

[Warlord Mars stands alone near a row of equipment cases.]

[He hears footsteps.]

[Turns.]

[Dr. Cube approaches.]

[Mars immediately squares up.]

Warlord Mars: "YOU'VE GOT ABOUT THREE SECONDS TO TURN AROUND."

[Cube stops several feet away.]

Dr. Cube: "Believe me, Mars, this conversation ranks very low among the ways I wished to spend my evening."

Warlord Mars: "THEN FUCK OFF!"

[Cube tilts his head.]

Dr. Cube: "Last week, The Family left you lying in that ring."

[Mars takes one heavy step forward.]

Warlord Mars: "YOU COME HERE TO REM..."

Dr. Cube: "No."

[A beat.]

Dr. Cube: "I came because Marvolo believes you can help us make sure it doesn't happen again."

[Mars stares at him.]

Warlord Mars: "Us?"

Dr. Cube: "Deadeye. Siniestro. Myself."

[Cube pauses.]

Dr. Cube: "And, regrettably, you."

[Mars lets out a harsh laugh.]

Warlord Mars: "YOU WANT WARLORD MARS TO STAND BESIDE YOU AND THOSE TWO COCKWOMBLES!?"

Dr. Cube: "I want Padre Venganza stopped."

[Cube's voice hardens.]

Dr. Cube: "Whatever exists between us does not outweigh what he is building."

Warlord Mars: "DON'T TALK TO ME ABOUT WHAT EXISTS BETWEEN US!"

[Mars closes the distance until they're almost nose-to-nose.]

Warlord Mars: "I REMEMBER EVERY DAMN SECOND."

Dr. Cube: "As do I."

[Neither moves.]

Dr. Cube: "But I also remember watching Nox, Smiley and Doubt tear you apart while Vinell watched. They will do it again. To you. To me. To anyone Padre decides belongs beneath him."

[Mars' fists clench.]

Dr. Cube: "So against every instinct I possess, I am asking you to put our history aside."

[A long silence.]

[Mars looks Cube directly in the eyes.]

[Then spits at his feet.]

Warlord Mars: "GO TO HELL."

[Mars shoulders past him.]

[Cube doesn't turn.]

[He looks down at the spit between his boots.]

[His head slowly tilts.]

Dr. Cube: "About as well as expected."

[Cut.]

Dr. Cube
Warlord Mars
SEGMENT 04 // 2026
MATCH 03 SINGLES
Dolly Daydream
Dolly Daydream
VS
Dick Johnson
Dick Johnson
› MATCH REPORT

RING THE BELL

Signal: "Dick Johnson makes his debut here tonight taking on Dolly Daydream."

Black Scar: "This girl can't seem to avoid sex pests, can she, Sig?"

Signal: "I think sex pests can't avoid her, Scar."

[The bell rings and Dolly wastes no time skipping up to Dick. The agent looks her over enthusiastically, getting too close to her rear before Dolly swings around with a kick to the jaw! Dick stumbles back into the ropes as Dolly springboards!]

Signal: "OFF WITH IT! MODIFIED DIVING KNEE TO DICK JOHNSON!"

Black Scar: "She just knocked him  down to Agent 68!"

[Dolly peels Dick off of the mat, whipping him to the ropes! Dick slides between Dolly's legs, popping up right behind her!]

Dick Johnson: "JUDO CHOP!"

[The blow lands with surprising force to Dolly's neck and the Dreamer finds herself stunned in place as Dick throws her to the ground with a hip toss! Dolly rolls back to her feet, ducking beneath a spinning backfist and nailing a leg sweep that puts Dick on his back!  The Agent tries to kip up, failing the first time before quickly scrambling to his feet and acting like nothing happened.]

[Dolly politely looks away for a moment, letting Dick finish before turning back and nailing him with a forearm! Dick fires back with one of his own! They go back and forth before Dick points up, shooting a grappling hook into the air!]

[And watching as the gun whips out of his hand. Both competitors look up, dumbfounded.]

Black Scar: "What was he trying to do?"

Signal: "I'm not sure Scar- LARGE PACKAGE! LARGE PACKAGE BY DICK!"

[ONE!]

...

...

[TWO!]

...

...

[THREE!]

Signal: "The match ends just as fast as it started! Dick was full of surprises, and in his unpredictability does he get a huge win here tonight!

› BACKSTAGE

Plain Sight

FEATURING // Darkwish · Academius

[BACKSTAGE]

[Darkwish stalks the halls of the Temple, jittery and paranoid. He’s leaping at shadows, peering around every corner.]

Signal: “Darkwish is a hunted man. He knows that they are after him, he knows they’d stop at nothing to kill him.”

Black Scar: “And he knows that Academius promised to see that he faces his due consequences, whatever that means.”

Signal: “Nothing good, if you’re Darkwish.”

[He rounds a corner, finding the hulking frame of Rambro before him. Darkwish straightens up, trying to fight back the fear.]

Darkwish: “Are they following me?”

[Rambro cocks his head to his side.]

Rambro: “Another one gone dinky dau. Look at yourself. Pathetic.”

[Darkwish’s fear fades as he glares at Rambro.]

Darkwish: “What did you call me?”

Rambro: “You’ve gone cuckoo. Expecting the shadows to shoot back? I’ve seen it all before.”

[Darkwish advances on Rambro, causing the big man to back away slightly.]

Darkwish: “I don’t want you. I want the same thing you hunt. Del Toro’s gold.”

[Darkwish laughs a low, maniacal laugh.]

Darkwish: “I want the protection of hiding in plain sight. They can’t come for me if I’m standing toe to toe with the likes of you.”

[He prods Rambro in the chest.]

Darkwish: “And that title, it’s just the extra protection I need.”

[A figure breaks the tension, stepping in front of Darkwish.]

Santiago Del Toro: “I put you down last week, Darkwish. What makes you think you’re worthy of the chase?”

[He stands, eyeballing Darkwish. Searching his soul. Finally, Del Toro smiles.]

Santiago Del Toro: “Very well. You’re willing to lose everything. Just what I want.”

Darkwish: “I’m willing to gain everything. They can’t get to me while I’m hunting your gold”

[A chuckle breaks through the air.]

Academius: “Don’t be too sure of that.”

[He steps forward, having tailed Darkwish this far.]

Academius: “I told you that I’d personally see to your consequences. I am, after all, a man of my word. So if you’re going to seek the company of rabble-rousers and delinquents simply for protection… I’ll just have to join the chase right alongside you.”

[Academius moves towards Darkwish, who lashes out instinctively and catches Rambro across the cheek.]

Signal: “That’s the spark that the tinderbox needed to burst into flames.”

Black Scar: “It’s all on now. Academius, Darkwish, Del Toro, Rambro. Each one is ready to tear limb from limb.”

[Security guards flood the scene, pulling the four men apart from each other before the brawl can get ugly.]

Signal: “This is set to go down at Ring King. If any of these four are going to walk away with the title, they very well may have to work together to hold off Silas and Glitter.”

Black Scar:“I don’t see that happening. This is every dog for himself, and that’s exactly what Glitter is hoping for.”

[Cut.]

Darkwish
Academius
SEGMENT 05 // 2026
MATCH 04 SINGLES
The Candy Man
The Candy Man
VS
Smiley
Smiley
› MATCH REPORT

RING THE BELL

RING KING ROUND OF 8

Signal: A big time Ring King Quarter Finals here as the man with possibly the biggest upset last week in Candy Man faces off against the rabid dog of the Family in Smiley.

Black Scar: Candy Man picked up a huge victory last week but Smiley hasn't wrestled for years and still emerged victorious. We're going to see a first two time Ring King mark my words.

Signal: Maybe so but Smiley has a huge task ahead of him tonight, no pun intended.

[The bell sounds as Candy Man rushes forward, taking Smiley by surprise with a huge Crossbody Block taking the Devil off his feet. Candy Man pulls him up, throwing him into the ropes]

[THE BIG WHIRLY! A huge Tilt A Whirl Slam nearly drives Smiley through the canvas. Candy Man barely lets Smiley hit the canvas, mounting him as he begins pounding down with hard lefts and rights.]

[Left CRACK right CRACK. Almighty blows that begin to bust open Smiley's lip and eye but he doesn't look in pain, instead his smile is wide. ]

[Smiley is loving this shit.]

[He begins to laugh sadistically, Candy Man confused for a moment as he stops pounding down. BLOOD SPIT INTO THE EYES.]

Signal: Well that's definetly new for this Temple. Candy Man's just about to find out how twisted Smiley can be.

[Candy Man staggers back to his feet, blinded by the blood as he wipes it out just in time.]

[BLOODY GRIN! Hard pump kick under the jaw rocks Candy Man before Smiley rolls back, rushing forward once more.] 

[SHOCK THERAPY! Chop Block like Spear drops Candy Man to his knees, Smiley flipping up as he fishhooks Candy Man's jaw.]

[HIDEOUS FUCKING LAUGHTER! The brutal Backstabber cuts Candy Man in half, ]

Black Scar: That's it, done and dusted....why is Smiley not covering?

Signal: The Devil isn't here to just beat opponents, he's here to destroy them and it looks like he's going for his favorite tool here.

[Smiley walks over to the corner, pulling up his favorite son as he twirls the crowbar in the air. The ruleador protests but he's pushed aside as Smiley rushes forward at the slowly rising Candy Man.]

[BIG BOOT SENDING SMILEY JNR INTO SMILEY! The crowbar flies out of the ring, Smiley crashing to the canvas as Candy Man slowly climbs up to the top rope]

[GLASS JAR! Rib crushing Top Rope Splash nearly squashes Smiley into the canvas. Candy Man covering as the ruleador slowly crawls over, beginning to count]

[ONE]

[....]

[TWO]

[.....]

[.....]

[THREE]

Signal: Another huge victory for Candy Man as he's now defeated two former Kings as he moves onto the Ring King Semi Finals.

› RINGSIDE

Point

FEATURING // Deadeye · Siniestro · Dr. Cube · Smiley

[Ringside.]

[Candy Man has barely cleared the area.]

[Smiley remains in the ring.]

[Alone.]

[Hiscrowbar hangs loosely from one hand.]

Signal: "Smiley's still out here."

Black Scar: "And that might be a mistake."

[Dr. Cube appears first.]

[Then Deadeye.]

[Then Santiago Siniestro.]

[They surround the ring from three sides.]

[Smiley slowly looks from one to the next.]

[His head tilts.]

[Deadeye slides in.]

[Siniestro follows.]

[Cube enters last.]

Signal: "SIC EM BOYS!"

[Deadeye hits first.]

[A brutal right hand snaps Smiley's head back.]

[Siniestro drives a knee into his ribs.]

[Cube takes his legs out from beneath him.]

[Smiley crashes to the canvas.]

[And laughs.]

Black Scar: "He's laughing."

[Deadeye stomps him across the chest.]

[Siniestro pulls Smiley upright by the mask.]

Smiley: "Again."

[Siniestro pauses.]

Smiley: "Come on."

[Deadeye blasts him with another shot.]

[Blood begins running from beneath the mask.]

[Down Smiley's neck.]

[Across his chest.]

[Smiley's laughter gets louder.]

Smiley: "That's it."

[Cube drives a boot into his stomach.]

[Smiley doubles over.]

Smiley: "More."

Signal: "What the hell is wrong with this guy!?"

[Deadeye grabs Smiley by the throat and throws him into the corner.]

[Siniestro follows with a vicious strike.]

[Cube pulls him back out.]

[They swarm him.]

[Fists.]

[Knees.]

[Boots.]

[Smiley drops.]

[Still laughing.]

[Still reaching for them.]

Smiley: "Don't stop."

[Deadeye looks down at him.]

[For the first time, his expression changes.]

[Not fear.]

[Disgust.]

Deadeye: "This son of a bitch ain't right."

[Siniestro wipes Smiley's blood from his knuckles.]

Siniestro: "No."

[Smiley rolls weakly onto his back.]

[His chest is painted red.]

[His shoulders shake.]

[Laughter.]

Smiley: "Again..."

[Deadeye stares at him.]

Deadeye: "We're done."

[The three men step away.]

[Smiley remains sprawled across the canvas.]

[Laughing.]

[Cube looks toward Deadeye and Siniestro.]

Dr. Cube: "Perhaps we don't need Mars after all."

Signal: "They just dismantled one member of The Family."

Black Scar: "And I don't think Smiley believes he lost anything."

[Smiley's laughter follows them up the aisle.]

[Cut.]

Deadeye
Siniestro
SEGMENT 06 // 2026
MATCH 05 SINGLES
Pixelshift
Pixelshift
VS
Doubt
Doubt
› MATCH REPORT

RING THE BELL

HELL IN A CELL

Signal: "When there's nothing but animosity between competitors, the only place to go is Hell! Can Pixelshift survive the Emotion called Doubt?"

[The cell closes around both men and Doubt wastes no time in rushing Pixelshift down with a massive clothesline that flings him to the outside! Pixelshift tries to stand and Doubt springboards!]

Signal: "MY GOD! PESSIMIST'S END! MOONSAULT TORNADO DDT TO THE CAGE WALL!"

Black Scar: "Talk about emotional damage!"

[Doubt is quick to force Player One back up, whipping him right into the steel steps! Pixel collapses against them for a moment, Doubt lining up his shot!]

[RUNNING KNEE- CATCHES NOTHING BUT STEEL AS PIXELSHIFT ROLLS AWAY!]

[Doubt reels in pain as Pixelshift uses the cage to pull himself to his feet! He grabs the Emotion and nails him with a knee to the gut! He calls to the crowd, begging for their cheers as his visor shows a bar beginning to load!]

Signal: "THE CROWD IS BEHIND HIM! POWER-UP PLEX! FISHERMAN SUPLEX TO THE RING APRON!"

Black Scar: "Pixel using emotions against the emotionless!"

[Doubt's back bends unnaturally on impact and Pixelshift immediately rolls him into the ring! The Pixelated Protagonist grabs a chair, sliding into the ring and begging for Doubt to stand up!]

[ONLY FOR DOUBT TO ROLL FORWARDS INTO A VAN DAMINATOR! THE CHAIR NAILS PIXELSHIFT IN THE FACE!]

[A 😫 flashes across his visor as Pixelshift hits the ground! Doubt grabs the chair, setting it up in the middle of the ring! He forces Pixelshift to his feet, lifting him into the air!]

Signal: "INTO THE UNKNOWN! WRIST CLUTCH FISHERMAN BRAINBUSTER- NO! HE PAUSES!?"

Black Scar: "LAG SPIKE! CUTTER THROUGH THE GOD DAMN CHAIR! PIXELSHIFT COVERS!"

[ONE!]

...

...

[TWO!]

...

...

[THREE!]

Signal: "Bad blood was spilt between both men here tonight, but Pixelshift is the one who walked out of hell with a win under his belt!"

› RINGSIDE

Lag Spike

FEATURING // Pixelshift · Padre Venganza · Doubt

[Post-Match.]

[The Hell in a Cell remains locked around the ring, its imposing steel walls bearing the scars of the fight that has just taken place inside it. Doubt lies beaten on the canvas whilst PixelShift uses the ropes to drag himself back to his feet, exhausted but victorious after surviving another encounter with The Family.]

Signal: "PixelShift has done it! Doubt threw everything he had at him inside this Cell, but the number one contender to Padre Venganza's World Championship survived!"

Black Scar: "That's one member of The Family down, Signal, but PixelShift ought to know by now that they never travel alone."

[As if summoned by those words, every light inside the Temple suddenly dies.]

[The roar of the crowd immediately turns to nervous anticipation as complete darkness consumes the arena. PixelShift instinctively backs towards the centre of the ring, searching through the blackness for whatever The Family has planned.]

[The lights return.]

[PixelShift looks around the ring.]

[Nothing.]

[Then he notices the fans pointing above him.]

[PixelShift slowly looks up.]

[A massive section of the Cell roof has been violently ripped open, leaving twisted steel hanging down into the structure. Standing beside the opening is Padre Venganza, the OSW World Championship fastened around his waist as he looks down upon his Ring King challenger.]

[Dangling from Padre's hands is a rope.]

[At the end of it hangs a noose.]

Signal: "Oh, no. Padre, don't you dare!"

[PixelShift watches as the noose descends through the hole in the Cell, but before he can react, Doubt attacks him from behind. PixelShift crashes to the canvas as Doubt pounces, hammering him with punches before dragging him violently back to his feet.]

[PixelShift fights desperately to escape, but Doubt catches the dangling noose and forces it over his head.]

Black Scar: "He's putting that thing around PixelShift's neck!"

[PixelShift immediately claws at the rope, but Doubt pulls the noose tight before looking towards Padre.]

[Padre smiles.]

[Then he pulls.]

[PixelShift is violently ripped from his feet.]

[His body rises into the air as the noose tightens around his throat, leaving him suspended above the ring. His legs kick desperately beneath him whilst both hands tear at the rope crushing his neck.]

Signal: "They're hanging him! Somebody get him down!"

[Padre continues pulling from the roof as Doubt watches below, his cracked white mask tilted upwards towards PixelShift's struggling body.]

[PixelShift's movements begin to weaken.]

[His hands slip from the rope.]

[Then...]

GLITCH.

[The entire broadcast violently distorts.]

[Pixelated blocks tear across the picture as the audio fractures into a harsh digital stutter. Padre freezes atop the Cell. Doubt freezes beneath PixelShift. Even PixelShift's suspended body hangs completely motionless as though someone has stopped the world on a single corrupted frame.]

Black Scar: "What the hell happened to the feed?!"

[The image jumps.]

[Freezes.]

[Jumps again.]

[For several agonising seconds, reality itself appears unable to advance.]

Pixelshift: "L-l-lag... spike..."

[The Temple suddenly snaps back into motion.]

[Padre yanks the rope again.]

[Something is wrong.]

[The body hanging from the noose is no longer PixelShift.]

[It's Doubt.]

Signal: "WHAT?!"

[Padre's eyes widen as Doubt thrashes helplessly above the ring, clawing frantically at the rope around his neck.]

[Across the canvas, PixelShift suddenly flickers back into existence on his hands and knees.]

[Padre immediately realises what has happened and releases the rope. Doubt crashes heavily onto the canvas, ripping the noose from his neck as he desperately gasps for air.]

Black Scar:"PixelShift switched places with him! During that Lag Spike, somehow PixelShift switched places with Doubt!"

[PixelShift doesn't wait around to explain it.]

[He rolls beneath the bottom rope, kicks open the Cell door and stumbles onto the entrance ramp. Doubt remains inside recovering as Padre stands above the hole in the roof, staring down at the challenger who has just turned The Family's execution against them.]

[PixelShift reaches the entranceway and looks back.]

[Padre's expression has changed.]

[For the first time, the self-proclaimed future God isn't smiling.]

[PixelShift taps the side of his visor before raising two fingers towards Padre in a mocking salute.]

Pixelshift:"You aren't the only one with powers."

[He disappears backstage before The Family can pursue him.]

[Padre Venganza remains atop the Cell, looking down at Doubt and then towards the empty entranceway.]

Signal: "Padre Venganza tried to execute his Ring King challenger, and PixelShift just rewrote the outcome!"

Black Scar: "Padre wants to become a God, but he'd better start learning the rules of PixelShift's world. Tonight, the game lagged at exactly the wrong time for The Family."

[Padre grips the mangled Cell roof with both hands, furious as Doubt slowly recovers beneath him.]

[At Ring King, God meets the glitch.]

Pixelshift
Padre Venganza
SEGMENT 07 // 2026
› BACKSTAGE SEGMENT

Knock Knock

FEATURING // Deadeye · Doubt · Dr. E. Vinell · Nox Bellator · Padre Venganza · Siniestro · Smiley

[Backstage.]

[Deadeye sits on a bench in the locker room, tightening the strap around one wrist.]

[His Gift of the Gods Championship opportunity comes later tonight.]

[Santiago Siniestro stands nearby, checking the edge of a blade.]

Siniestro: "Big night."

Deadeye: "Sure is."

[Siniestro looks up.]

Siniestro: "Try not to embarrass yourself."

[Deadeye starts to answer.]

[KNOCK. KNOCK.]

[Both men turn toward the door.]

[A beat.]

[Then a faint hiss.]

[White gas begins pouring beneath it.]

Deadeye: "Shit."

Signal: "GET OUT OF THERE!"

[Deadeye and Siniestro pull their shirts over their mouths.]

[The room rapidly disappears beneath the fog.]

[BOOM!]

[The door EXPLODES inward.]

[Nox Bellator charges through first.]

[He catches Deadeye around the waist and drives him clear across the room—]

[CRASH!]

[—THROUGH A ROW OF METAL LOCKERS!]

Black Scar: "GOOD GOD!"

[Smiley follows.]

[Vinell.]

[Ziggy.]

[Doubt closes the shattered doorway behind them.]

[Smiley immediately tackles Siniestro.]

[He mounts the assassin.]

[Punch.]

[Punch.]

[Punch.]

[Smiley's fists become slick with blood.]

[He leans close to Siniestro's face.]

Smiley: "There you are. We weren't finished."

[Another punch.]

Smiley: "I was wondering how much red an assassin keeps inside."

[Siniestro drives a thumb into Smiley's eye and throws him aside.]

[Smiley rolls onto his back.]

[Laughing.]

Smiley: "That's my boy."

[Across the room, Deadeye crawls from the wreckage.]

[Nox grabs him by the throat and lifts him effortlessly.]

Nox Bellator: "I spent my life believing Padre Venganza was the darkness I was created to destroy."

[Nox's grip tightens.]

Nox Bellator: "Now I kneel beside him."

[Deadeye claws at his wrist.]

[Nox's voice turns quieter.]

Nox Bellator: "Some days, I still don't know what that makes me."

[He hurls Deadeye across the room.]

[CRASH!]

[Deadeye smashes through a wooden table.]

Signal: "Nox doesn't even sound certain of what he's become!"

[Nearby, Ziggy has Siniestro cornered.]

[He raises his fist.]

[Stops.]

[His arm trembles.]

[Siniestro sees it.]

[Ziggy stares at his own hand as though it belongs to somebody else.]

Siniestro: "What's wrong?"

[Ziggy's breathing quickens.]

[Vinell immediately steps beside him.]

Dr. E. Vinell: "Ziggy."

[Ziggy doesn't respond.]

[Vinell grips his jaw, forcing Ziggy to look at him.]

Dr. E. Vinell: "Stay with us."

[A long beat.]

[Ziggy blinks.]

[His expression empties.]

Ziggy Robbins: "I'm fine."

[Vinell studies him.]

[Then slowly releases him.]

[Siniestro uses the opening.]

[He drives into Nox from behind.]

Siniestro: "DEADEYE!"

[Deadeye staggers upright.]

Siniestro: "TELL MARVOLO!"

[Deadeye hesitates.]

Siniestro: "GO!"

[Siniestro launches himself at Smiley, knocking him backward into Vinell.]

[Deadeye bolts through the shattered doorway.]

Black Scar: "Siniestro just sacrificed himself!"

[Smiley slowly rises.]

[Blood coats his mouth.]

[His shoulders shake with delighted laughter.]

[Siniestro looks around.]

[Nox.]

[Doubt.]

[Ziggy.]

[Vinell.]

[Smiley.]

[All staring back.]

Smiley: "I hope everyone's good with sharing."

[Siniestro raises his fists.]

Siniestro: "Come on."

[Smiley lunges.]

[Vinell suddenly turns toward the camera.]

[He calmly approaches.]

Dr. E. Vinell: "I don't believe the public will want to observe the procedure that follows."

[He kicks the camera.]

[Static.]

Signal: "SANTIAGO!"

[From somewhere beyond the dead feed...]

[A scream.]

[Then laughter.]

[Cut.]

Deadeye
Doubt
SEGMENT 08 // 2026
MATCH 06 SINGLES
Santiago Del Toro
Santiago Del Toro
VS
Dr. Cube
Dr. Cube
› MATCH REPORT

RING THE BELL

RING KING ROUND OF 8

Signal: "The round of eight is underway here tonight and up next we have the former Champion on his quest to get back what was once his Dr Cube.  Taking on the Matador of Souls seeking to claim the crown for himself."  

Black Scar: "As we move closer to Ring King these matches are going to get more intense as these men see that King's Crown at the end of the tunnel."  

[The bell sounds and we're underway, Cube lays back looking for an opening.]  

[Santiago sends his Cape flying and The Game Master sees his opening sidestep the flying cape...]  

[As Del Toro launches himself at Dr. Cube looking for the Flying Forearm - SINISTER – CHECKMATE – THE SPINNING BACK ELBOW FOLDS SANTIAGO UP LIKE A CHEAP SUIT!]  

[El Maestro del Juego peels the limp body off The Matador of Souls off the canvas.]  

[Dr. Cube sets up Del Toro, Hammer Lock DDT – RUSSIAN ROUL – SLIPPED - SPECTRAL PASSADA – SANTIAGO SIDESTEPS AND HIT A SUDDEN SNAP DDT TO THE GAME MASTER!]  

[Santiago rolls toward the ropes and pulls himself to the top rope and launches himself off the top – FALLING SHADOWS - FLYING HEADBUTT TO AN EMPTY FUCKING CANVAS!]  

[Dr. Cube rolls to his feet and quickly pulls Del Toro to his feet and dumps him on his head with a Package Piledriver – GAME FUCKING – NO SANTIAGO SLIP OUT CAUSING CUBE TO DROP TO A KNEE!] 

[PHANTOM CORNADA – BUSAIKU KNEE LEVELS DR. CUBE!]  

[Del Toro reaches back to hook Dr. Cube's leg and Ruleador counts.]  

[ONE!]  

[...]  

[...]  

[...]  

[TWO!]  

[...]  

[...]  

[...]  

[THREE!]  

Signal: "Can we call it an upset Santiago Del Toro is going to the round of four."  

Black Scar: "He's moving to the semi-finals but can the first step is wearing the crown, and that's giant hurdle in its own right."    

› RINGSIDE

Counterpoint

FEATURING // Dr. Cube · Ziggy Robbins · Doubt · Dr. E. Vinell · Nox Bellator · Smiley

[Ringside.]

[Dr. Cube remains in the center of the ring.]

[Santiago Del Toro has already cleared the area.]

Signal: "Cube's had a hell of a night—"

[The lights shift.]

[The crowd erupts in boos.]

Black Scar: "And it's about to get worse."

[The Family emerge.]

[Nox Bellator.]

[Smiley.]

[Doubt.]

[Ziggy Robbins.]

[Dr. Eric Vinell.]

[And slung between Nox and Smiley...]

[Santiago Siniestro.]

[Unconscious.]

[Bloodied.]

Signal: "OH MY GOD! THAT'S SINIESTRO!"

[Cube's posture changes instantly.]

[The Family surround the ring.]

[Doubt looks toward Cube.]

Doubt: "We searched."

[A pause.]

Doubt: "Deadeye was nowhere to be found."

[Smiley lets Siniestro's body drop beside the ring.]

Smiley: "Coward. I hope we wins that title tonight so we can take it off him."

[Cube charges.]

[Too late.]

[Nox meets him.]

[The Family flood the ring.]

Signal: "FIVE ON ONE!"

[Cube swings wildly, catching Vinell.]

[Smiley crashes the crowbar into Cube's ribs.]

[Ziggy tackles him.]

[Doubt stomps at his head.]

[Nox hauls Cube upright and DRIVES him back into the turnbuckles.]

[Cube collapses.]

Black Scar: "This is revenge for what happened to Smiley earlier!"

[Smiley stands over Cube.]

[Blood still stains his mask and chest from earlier tonight.]

[His crowbar is worse.]

[He raises it.]

[Then stops.]

[Smiley turns toward the crowd.]

Smiley: "Marvolo!"

[The Temple quiets.]

Smiley: "Deadeye!"

[He looks toward the entrance.]

Smiley: "Anyone else hiding back there and thinking about touching the Family..."

[Smiley drags the bloodied end of the crowbar across Cube's chest.]

Smiley: "...listen carefully."

[His head tilts.]

Smiley: "You hurt one of us..."

[A laugh escapes him.]

Smiley: "...we end your whole fucking bloodline."

Signal: "Jesus Christ."

[Smiley looks down at Cube.]

Smiley: "Starting here."

[He raises the crowbar high.]

[BOOOOOOOM!]

["WARLORD" BLASTS THROUGH THE TEMPLE.]

[The crowd EXPLODES.]

Signal: "WAIT A MINUTE!"

Black Scar: "MARS!"

[Warlord Mars storms through the entrance.]

Warlord Mars: "FAMILY!"

[He points at the ring.]

Warlord Mars: "YOU WANTED WAR!?"

[Mars CHARGES.]

[He slides beneath the ropes.]

[Smiley swings.]

[Mars ducks.]

[RIGHT HAND!]

[Smiley flies backward.]

[Ziggy rushes him.]

[Mars LAUNCHES Ziggy over the top rope.]

[Vinell attacks from behind.]

[Mars spins.]

Warlord Mars: "PUNY VINE-SHIT!"

[HEADBUTT!]

[Vinell collapses.]

[Doubt charges.]

[Mars catches him around the waist and THROWS him bodily through the ropes onto Smiley and Ziggy below.]

Signal: "WARLORD MARS IS CLEANING HOUSE!"

[Nox Bellator steps forward.]

[The two monsters collide.]

[Forearm.]

[Forearm.]

[FOREARM.]

[Mars roars.]

Warlord Mars: "GET! OUT! OF! MY! RING!"

[He blasts Nox with a massive clothesline that sends him tumbling over the top rope.]

[The exhausted Family regroup on the floor.]

[They retreat.]

[Mars watches them go.]

[Then turns.]

[Cube is still down.]

[Siniestro lies motionless.]

[He grabs Siniestro and throws the assassin over one shoulder.]

[Then looks back at Cube.]

[A long moment.]

[Cube looks up at him.]

[Mars extends his free hand.]

[The Temple erupts.]

Signal: "NO WAY!"

[Cube stares at the hand.]

[Then takes it.]

[Mars looks toward the retreating Family.]

Warlord Mars: "IT'S TIME..."

[He looks back at Cube.]

Warlord Mars: "...FOR FUCKING WAR!"

[The crowd ROARS.]

[Mars, Cube, and the unconscious Siniestro head for the entrance.]

Signal: "DEADEYE! SINIESTRO! DR. CUBE! WARLORD MARS!"

Black Scar: "Marvolo's got his army!"

Signal: "AND AT RING KING, THE FAMILY IS FINALLY GOING TO HAVE SOMEBODY READY TO FIGHT BACK!"

Dr. Cube
Ziggy Robbins
SEGMENT 09 // 2026
› BACKSTAGE

Who Needs Enemies

FEATURING // Dolly Daydream · The Candy Man

[Dolly Daydream dances through the corridors of The Temple, wireless headphones over her mask, happy in her own world.]

Dolly Daydream:Good friends are there for each other, never, ever forget that I got you, and you got me, so, reach for the stars!

[Singing along to S Club, she cartwheels round the corner - and slams on the brakes!]

Dolly Daydream:Whoa - you shouldn’t sit in the middle of the floor like that! I almost tripped over you.”

[The Candy Man gets to his feet, looking like the bastard offspring of Ghostface & Willy Wonka.]

[He rubs his forearm sheepishly.]

Candy Man: “Sorry, Dolly. People don’t normally come back here. If they do, they don’t bother me. I was just eating some candy—”

[He gestures at the chocolatey, sugary mountain over his shoulder.]

[Dolly shrugs, looking down at her canvas shoes.]

Dolly Daydream:Hmph… Sounds yummy.”

Candy Man: “... Want some?”

[Daydream looks up.]

[In a first, Candy steps aside, granting passage to Dolly.]

[She looks from him to the pile, then back again.]

Dolly Daydream: “… Yes please. Thank you, Candy.”

[Their masks tug at the mouths as they share a smile.]

[They sit together and tuck in, the crinkling of wrappers and smacking of lips filling the air.]

[Mid-feast, Dolly speaks.]

Dolly Daydream: “Have you thought anymore about what I said?”

Candy Man: “About what?”

Dolly Daydream: “You know, us being similar.”

[The mood changes. Candy’s guard goes up.]

Candy Man: “I told you what Mommy said. We shouldn’t even be talking.

Dolly Daydream: “W-what about the candy?

Candy Man: “I wanted to make it up to you. But…”

[He takes a shuddering breath.]

Candy Man: “We still can’t be friends.”

[Dolly’s lip quivers. She puts the piece of candy in her hand back on the pile and stands.]

Dolly Daydream: “I think your Mommy…”

[Candy’s brow furrows.]

Dolly Daydream: “Is silly.

[Dolly’s eyes swim as she drops her bombshell.]

[...]

[CANDY RUSHES DOLLY!]

[Screaming, he STUFFS a FISTFUL of candy into her MOUTH!]

Candy Man: “SAY SORRY, SAY SORRY TO MOMMY!

[Security and Ruleadors storm the scene to pry Candy off of Dolly, who falls to the floor, coughing up candy!]

Dolly Daydream
The Candy Man
SEGMENT 10 // 2026
MATCH 07 MULTI PERSON
Cadillac Callejero Ziggy Robbins Deadeye Darkwish
Cadillac Callejero
Ziggy Robbins
Deadeye
Darkwish
VS
Nox Bellator Silas Glitter
Nox Bellator
Silas
Glitter
› MATCH REPORT

RING THE BELL

GIFT OF THE GODS CHAMPIONSHIP
Championship belt

Signal: “The time has arrived, ladies and gentlemen, for your main event of the night: seven combatants do battle for the recently vacated Gift of the Gods Championship!”

Black Scar: “I may not like Pixelshift—especially if what Mars says about him causing the damn apocalypse is true—but he set the bar as inaugural champ, no doubt about it!”

Signal: “That he did. Five successful defences under his belt, earning a World Championship match at Ring King. Will the new Gift of the Gods Champion, crowned in this match, follow in his footsteps!?”

Black Scar: “Imagine if we go full circle and the new Champion challenges Pixelshift himself for the World title!”

[The Ruleador barely contains all 7 hungry competitors. Having negotiated a fragile peace, he seizes a narrow window to call for the bell—]

[DING, DING, DING!]

[Nox & a fatigued Ziggy make a beeline for Deadeye.]

Black Scar: “Eurgh, look at these Hills Have Eyes weirdos - it’s like they’re part of a hivemind!

[The gunslinger is ready for them, however, and deftly avoids their tandem offence, firing back with right hands!]

Signal: “I hope Deadeye was able to tell Marvolo what the Family did. I know he has to be rattled, and he may not make it out of this match!”

Black Scar: “I’d be more scared of the Family going after him!”

Signal: “Smiley said he wanted Deadeye to win, so that he could take the title, so we may see a clean match…”

[Across the ring…]

[Glitter & Silas standoff from Darkwish and Cadillac Callejero.]

Signal: “These two competitors strike me as different sides of the same coin; two men who want to restore order to the chaos around them, and who command respect.”

Black Scar: “Is that why Silas learned guitar?”

Signal:No, not - nevermind…”

[They lock horns!]

[Darkwish and Glitter jockey for position, whilst Silas and Callejero exchange blows.]

Signal: “Glitter and Darkwish right around the same on the scales, folks, but the Sinful One has half a foot on him—”

[Sure enough, Glitter gives Darkwish the reach-around (!) with their longer limbs, and shitcans him through the ropes.]

[The hedonist joins his stablemate, Silas, against Cadillac, who doesn’t back down!]

Signal: “Deadeye and Callejero both fighting against all odds, fending off dual attackers!”

[The two bump into each other. They spin round, fists raised, but hesitate…]

[With a nod, they link hands and turn back—]

[DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE TO ZIGGY AND NOX!]

Black Scar: “The Family tree just got cut down!”

[Before they can pull a 180, though—]

[Glitter & Silas nail them from behind!]

[… No, not like that!]

Signal: “The numbers game is catching up with Cadillac and Deadeye!”

[As they cover up from Silas and Glitter, however…]

[Darkwish reappears!]

[Grabbing hold of their heads, he pulls them apart, then smashes them together like coconuts!]

[Thud!]

Black Scar: “That was a real meeting of minds, Siggy!”

[Glitter and Silas roll under the ropes and drop to the floor.]

[Deadeye and Callejero get to their feet, standing shoulder-to-shoulder with Darkwish…]

[They then turn to face each other in a three-way dance!]

Signal: “Alliances are fleeting when there’s gold to be won, ladies and gentlemen!”

[The vigilante inflicts some SCARS OF JUSTICE—]

Signal: “Cadillac BLOCKS the Mandible Claw!”

[The East L.A. resident pulls Darkwish into a NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX!]

Crowd: “Uno!”

[Deadeye’s trigger finger itches as Callejero rolls through…]

[NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX!]

Crowd: “Dos!”

[Cadillac doesn’t break his grip—]

[NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX!]

Crowd: “Tres!”

Black Scar: “That’s the THREE-WHEEL MOTION!

[Callejero bridges it, and the Ruleador slides into a count.]

[ONE!]

[…]

[TWO!!]

[…]

[Deadeye kicks him in the gut to break it up!]

[The Last Desperado backs up as Cadillac rolls onto his front and tries to get up…]

[CURB STOMP TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD!]

Signal:REVELRY, REVELRY! Will there be revelry if we crown a new Champion!?”

[Deadeye pins him…]

[ONE!]

[…]

[TWO!!]

[…]

[ZIGGY PULLS DEADEYE OUTTA THE RING!]

Black Scar: “Thank god! You know, I always liked Ziggy Robbins!”

[The Tombstone native straightens up, ready for a ringside brawl with a tired-looking El Motivador!]

[Nox Bellator darts past his fellow Family member, who gets into it with the cowboy.]

[The Warrior of Darkness covers the still-downed Callejero—]

[ONE!]

[…]

[TWO!!]

[…]

[SILAS MAKES THE SAVE!]

[The Sorrow grabs hold of Nox, but as he does so—]

[CROSSFACE CHICKEN WING!]

Signal: “Darkwish traps Silas in KIRBY’S KAOS! He’s got him stranded in the middle of the ring!”

Crowd:TAP, TAP, TAP!

Black Scar: “I’m not sure he can make Silas tap out, Sig! The man’s entire life has been one long, painful squeeze!”

[Before that theory can be tested, however, Nox Bellator reanimates behind Darkwish!]

Signal: “It’s one decision to a finish, folks; Nox can’t gamble that Silas won’t tap!”

Black Scar: “He’s grabbing the arm of Darkwish - looking to get that Fujitsu Armbar!”

Signal: “You mean the Fujiwara Armbar!?”

[As Darkwish struggles with Bellator, Deadeye—having bested the struggling Ziggy—swaggers back in!]

[Darkwish releases Silas, who slumps into the corner. He wrestles for control of his own arm with Nox—]

[Deadeye blasts the corrupted luchador, stumbling him. He and Darkwish line him up…]

Black Scar:DOUBLE FREAKIN’ V-TRIGGER, SIGGY!”

Signal: “I think we can christen that the RIDE WITH ME AT DAWN combo!”

[A KO’d Bellator hits the deck.]

[Missing a beat, Ziggy Robbins rolls back in. Something is… Off.]

Signal: “Ziggy hasn’t looked right this whole match, Scar. He looks like he’s wrestling himself!

[He sizes up Deadeye & Darkwish - but a revitalised Cadillac takes their attention!]

[Silas, meanwhile, pounces on Ziggy!]

[The Sound of Sadness forces the usually upbeat Ziggy into a macabre Waltz around the ring!]

Black Scar: “I ain’t no dancer, but I know what step comes next!”

[Silas transitions into a front Russian leg sweep!]

Signal: “He plants Ziggy with the MISERY BUSINESS!

[He rolls him over, and the Ruleador cartwheels into the count!]

[ONE!]

[…]

[TWO!!]

[…]

[GLITTER BREAKS IT UP!]

Black Scar: “Uh-oh, this could be hurt-feelings time!”

[Indeed, Silas gets to his feet and holds his arms up, mouthing, “why!?”]

Signal: “Glitter is trying to smooth it over with their stablemate. You have to think Dolly is watching this backstage!”

[SILAS SWIPES AT GLITTER—]

[The Man of 1,000 Positions blocks it, however, and spins him round…]

[BAAALLSPLEEEEX!]

Black Scar:ORGASM BUTTON to Silas! Maybe the miserable bastard will brighten up a little now he’s had some release!?

[Glitter crawls into a pin.]

[ONE!]

Cadillac Callejero:FOR THE HOMIES!

Signal: “Wait—!”

[TWO!!]

[…]

[THR—ROLLING THUNDER LEG DROP!]

Black Scar: “Cadillac Callejero breaks it up FOR THE HOMIES!

[East Los Royalty yanks Glitter up, then tosses them over the ropes!]

Signal: “The high-rollin’ lowrider is gathering steam, Scar!”

Black Scar: “But he don’t see Deadeye puttin’ one in the chamber right behind him!”

[Callejero turns round—]

[SUPERMAN PUUUNCH!]

[HE DUCKS—]

[DEADEYE CLOCKS DARKWISH!]

Signal: “That’s his BOOMSTICK!

[Darkwish goes down like a bag of bricks. Deadeye shrugs and turns back—]

[SPRINGBOARD TORNADO DDT!?]

Signal: “Cadillac with the EASTSIDE STORY - but the outlaw COUNTERS!”

[STUNNER, STUNNER, STUNNER!]

Black Scar:DEADSHOT OUTTA NOWHERE, SIG!”

[Deadeye scrambles into the cover. The Ruleador leaps into action!]

[ONE!]

[…]

Signal: “It’s over! New Champion crowned!”

[TWO!!]

[…]

[……]

[ZIGGY SAVES IT!]

Black Scar: “The Gift of the Gods title might just be coming home to The Family yet!”

[An exhausted Robbins applauds Deadeye’s efforts, holding his thumb and index finger together to say, “this close!”.]

[He boots the six-shooter under the ropes, then rolls Cadillac into position.]

[After a moment of hesitation, Ziggy climbs the ropes…]

Black Scar: “I hope he lands on his freakin’ head!

Signal: “But earlier, you said you’ve always liked Ziggy Robbins!”

Black Scar: “I never said that, Sig!”

[Robbins deliberates… Then leaps into THE GREATEST MOONSAULT EVER!]

Signal: “Ziggy just went FROM THE BOTTOM TO THE TOP!

[BUT SILAS IS THERE TO CATCH HIM MID-AIR!]

Black Scar:HOLY SH—!”

[FAAALCOOON AAARROOOWWW!]

Signal: “Those must be the most FAMOUS LAST WORDS ever spoken!”

[Silas immediately covers him.]

[ONE!]

[…]

Black Scar:New Champ, it has to be!”

[TWO!!]

[…]

[NOX TURNS OUT THE LIGHTS ON HIS CHANCES!]

[Bellator puts the boots to Silas, then heaves him up and tosses him overboard.]

[He goes to pick up Robbins, only for Glitter to spin him round instead!]

[Glitter kicks him low, then hauls him up onto their shoulders—]

Signal: “They’re going for the GLITTER BOMB into the turnbuckle!”

Black Scar: “Glitter might just turn Nox back into Lux if they hit this!”

[Wait—NOX COUNTERS!]

[CANADIAN FREAKIN’ DESTROYEEERRR FROM GLITTER’S SHOULDERS!]

Crowd:HOLY SHIT, HOLY SHIT, HOLY SHIT!

Signal: “That was the Mother of all DISCIPLE BREAKERS!

[Nox with the kneeling cover!]

[ONE!]

[…]

Signal: “Lord, have mercy, let this be it!”

[TWO!!]

[…]

[THREE!?]

[DARKNESS!]

[FREAKIN’!]

[FALLS!]

[Darkwish with a superkick to the kneeling Bellator!]

Black Scar: “I’m gonna need a freakin’ cigarette after callin’ this thing, Sig!”

[Darkwish is too exhausted to cover right away. All seven competitors lie strewn about the place - except Silas, that is.]

[The pained musician has retrieved his mystical, impervious, black guitar.]

Black Scar: “If he starts playin’, I’m outta here!”

[The colour drains from the proceedings as Silas enters the ring, inky black bile dripping from his axe.]

[Darkwish looks up.]

[Silas raises the guitar over his head.]

Signal:Nothing matters, and soon, none of you will, either.”

[HE BRINGS IT DOWN—]

[DARKWISH DODGES IT!]

[THE GUITAR BOUNCES OFF THE TOP ROPE—]

[CRACK!]

Black Scar: “He almost decapitated himself!”

[—RICOCHETING INTO SILAS’S HEAD!]

[He stumbles back…]

[DARKWISH IS UP–]

[HOME RUN SUPERKICK!]

Signal:DARKNESS FALLS over Silas - if that’s even possible!”

[ONE!]

[…]

[TWO!!]

[…]

[!?]

[THREEE!!!]

[WE HAVE OUR NEW GIFT OF THE GODS CHAMPION!]

Signal: “Darkwish has done it! Call it divine intervention, call it a miracle, call it what you want - he’s the Gift of the Gods Champion!

[The Ruleadoor hands Darkwish the Championship as the crowd sound off with the most mixed of reactions. He holds the belt aloft, before deciding to make a hasty exit - paranoid, and not certain of himself!]

Signal:Folks, what a night. We're just three weeks away from Ring King, where we'll see you LIVE for the biggest night of four people's careers. Santiago Del Toro, The Candyman, Warlord Mars and Rambro head to the Semi-Finals and the Finals in one night. Who'll be King? We'll see you there!